FANKEOW!
誠に有り難うございます！
The Emperor Workstation
i just creamed in my geek dungarees. here’s the ultimate workstation, the Emperor 200, costing a whopping $40,000 (dun laugh, it’s got HEPA air filtration system at the top hor! also comes with ambience lighting, THX surround sound system, and a built-in dildo! <--- joking oni!). apparently the Prince of Dubai has ordered 10 of these for his office. i also want!! i want 10 scorpions in my office!! actually, i dun have that much space in the home office. not even sure if i can fit one of these in!! HAHAHA.
NovelQuest will be launching their latest model, the Emperor 150, today – which is one-tenth of the cost of the Emperor 200, at a very reasonable >$5000! with a workstation like this, the only time you’ll be leaving it is to pee and crap. or maybe a toilet and bidet are options available?
watch this wicked machine in action.
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Powered by Nespresso capsules. All Left Reserved.
Grey on December 19, 2009
damn, i thought ur serious about the built in dildo! darn!
but damn chun lor!! i will die to have this at home!
but wait, is the pc upgradable?
fankeow on December 19, 2009
You can hook up to the station using your own PC/Mac/Laptop. I don’t think it comes with the puter.
Grey on December 20, 2009
okay, then i guess it works well then xD $40k, ungh! could’ve bought a car with that
fankeow on December 20, 2009
Hahaha, well for 40K you would expect it to come with a super computer, but then, better that it’s upgradeable than getting stuck with whatever they give you. =)